What in the world is happening?

Ok...I haven't written anything in a while, and this isn't exactly an article about financial advice, but I just can't bite my tongue any longer. If I do...I am afraid I will turn my car into on coming traffic.

Why does everything seem to be unnecessarily annoying now? I turn on the Today show every morning and am in shock at the "news" they report. Do I really need to hear about Michael Jackson still. Didn't he die like 3 months ago? I mean...please...stop! How many people can possibly claim to be the "legitimate" biological parent to these children? Hey...guess what...I AM THE REAL FATHER! Seriously...put me on TV and interview me..I'll make the rounds and wear a Financemann Blog T-Shirt. It'll be great. Do these retarded people really think they are doing the kids any favors at this point? They all cry and say, "I just want what's best for the kids." Really!? Well then...it's NOT YOU so SHUT UP...GO HOME...and go back to your Jerry Springer life. And what's with Michael's mother? Now she wants MORE involvement with future business deals involving the estate. God...vultures! I can't even believe these people are getting a voice at all...they should all be sequestered on the same island I am hoping to toss John & Kate...and their "Plus 8" can join them because...after all...they are just future John's and Kate's right.

Kate Gosling was on the Today show this morning talking about her divorce from John...and I do believe I heard two things (I say believe because I was trying to get ready for work) that on retrospect make me surprised I didn't throw my loafer through the television. First of all...I think she cried...seriously Kate...you're crying now? Wow...from what I've read I didn't think you were capable. What are you crying about? The fact that the media hates you? Get over it! You have money, a show, a shitty haircut, and your kids will actually have a financially sound future (as long as you don't piss it away first) because of the stupid media. So...if I were you...I'd put up with it and count my lucky stars that anyone is even talking about me...because soon...you will be forgotten and in debt like the rest of the quasi-celebs. Get ready for VH-1!! Second...I believe I heard her say something about her show being the "realest reality show out". Ok...I have several problems with this...but let me start by saying bull shit...total bull shit. You are not allowed to say such things when you are on a reality show...seriously....you're just not...because everyone with two brain cells knows there's no reality in reality shows. Also...if it's so real...why are you and your husband getting all these make overs? That's not very real. Real people with real jobs do not get hair plugs comped by their employer (I'm talking to you John Gosling!).

I would like to apologize for my over use of elipses...but...what can I say...it's an easy way to pause...and think...so...deal with it.